parrots are great yeah but why can’t there be parrot-sized dragons that you can pet that sit on your shoulder and breathe little streams of fire
what about dragon-sized parrots
that sounds legitimately terrifying actually
Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dont think that’s messed up, u messed up.
ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME
OH MY FUCKING THANK YOU
When I first got this role I just cried like a baby because I was like, “Wow, next Halloween, I’m gonna open the door and there’s gonna be a little kid dressed as the Falcon.” That’s the thing that always gets me. I feel like everybody deserves that. I feel like there should be a Latino superhero. Scarlett [Johansson] does great representation for all the other girls, but there should be a Wonder Woman movie. I don’t care if they make 20 bucks, if there’s a movie you’re gonna lose money on, make it Wonder Woman. You know what I mean, ’cause little girls deserve that. There’s so many of these little people out here doing awful things for money in the world of being famous. And little girls see that. They should have the opposite spectrum of that to look up to.
Dreamboat, check, awesome human being, check.
#look at your favorites#now back to mackie#sadly your favorites aren’t mackie#but if they stopped being misogynistic assholes#they could be like mackie#look back at this post#this post is now that piece of furniture you’ve always wanted#and he found it in a dumpster#he doesn’t need a horse because he flies on the sighs of angels
This is my basis for saying that they keep track of what people ask for at a lot of Disney Stores. Alex Hirsch, creator of Gravity Falls, did a Reddit Q&A and said this himself. Seems like a reliable source to me. And Gravity Falls is actually getting merch soon, so hell, maybe it could work with Wander too.
no but kids from pureblood families going through embarrassing weaboo phases except they become obsessed with muggle pop culture
5th years carrying around pink razr phones from 2004 and awkwardly inserting “text speak” into daily conversations
11 year olds carrying plush carebears backpacks into transfiguration
everyone of them using outdated muggle slang incorrectly, making all of the muggleborns wince in pain
that is so fucking cute and hilarious
If anyone could help I still need
I only need to touch trade I would immediatly give you your pokemon back
I would try to get pokemon that you may need as well in return for your help
LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK
public service announcement from someone who lives in Japan:
the Avril Lavigne video is stupid and weaboo but it isn’t really racist
it was on the news here today and people just laughed, Japan isn’t over here pissed off
this has been a service announcement, you can stop speaking for the whole country now thanks
can we talk about Rin’s eyelashes